Lately, my life has been a big, fat, hairy midlife crisis. I could really go for a boring day or three.

Apparently, there's no rest for the over-forty crowd.

Yes, I have fabulous friends.Yes, I have a beautiful baby.Yes, the ghosts are coming back home. Yes, I'm in love with the Grim Reaper.

However, that sexy Demon has got some major 'splainin' to do ... like his possible involvement in the shocking kidnapping of my worst and most deadly enemy.

With a drag queen and an ice queen as my back up, we're going to sashay away into the Darkness to find the truth and turn a wrong into a right.

Although, I'm learning fast that black and white are often clouded with shades of gray.

Whatever. I'm putting on my rose-colored glasses and going for it. I plan to live midlife in peace ... not pieces.

Good luck to me.