Clam Jam. Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block. Example: You're chatting with a guy you're interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him. Maggie: That's my life-except it's worse. My friend who keeps "jamming" me is my gay roommate. Fact: He went home with three-yes, three-of the guys I had been so sure were into me. Fact: He's really pissing me off. I'll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up. Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren't gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay? Ry: The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met the girl, except there was one small problem: she'd been burned badly and didn't want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could've found another place to live, but I wanted to live there-with her. So I had to go "undercover." Fact: I'm in love with my roommate. Fact: She's going to hate me if I come clean now. Fact: I'm not giving up. Which means, I'll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the "real" me. Contains mature themes.