Joe is twelve and VERY worried about girls. Girls turn boys into dribbling wrecks. Girls make you sweat and your stomach feel funny. They make you ditch football practice and your mates to go snogging in their bedrooms for hours. Joe knows. He’s seen it happen to his brother.Joe wants none of it. And he doesn’t want his friends to change either. So he comes up with the Boys’ Club: a top-secret organisation where boys can be boys and girls have NOTHING to do with them. But in reality life’s a bit more complicated than that, and things do change. And, with the arrival of Alex, a new face around school, Joe’s life is about to change more than most...