Finbar is ready to go to any lengths to get a date - even becoming a vampire.
Fifteen-year-old Finbar Frame seriously missed out in the gene-pool stakes as his twin brother Luke got the good looks, athletic ability and pigmentation. Finbar is tall, skinny, pale and pretty much allergic to the sun - and sadly, teenage girls don't appreciate Finbar's sensitive skin or his sensitive soul. But when a move to a new school converges with a cultural trend romanticising vampires, Finbar seizes the opportunity. He'll become a vampire! Or at least fake it ... to get a date. Wickedly smart and laugh-out-loud funny, Bloodthirsty heralds a brilliant career for this new young author. "A story so funny and clever I wish I had thought of it myself." Jake Wizner, author of Spanking Shakespeare and Castration Celebration .