So you think you can handle the gross-out in a Fleabag Monkeyface book? Try these simple questions and find out!

1 Where's your favourite place to sleep?

A In a snuggly-wuggly bed with your darling teddy

B Anywhere as long as it's warm and cosy

C In a dirty old toilet bowl

2 What's the wax in your ears like?

A Non-existent. My ears are sparkly-clean and minty-fresh

B Not that bad - I wash them most days

C Icky, sticky and prize-winningly disgusting

3 How would you defeat a giant Nose Monster?

A Give it a ginormouse cuddle and lots of kisses

B Persuade it to be nice over tea and sandwiches

C Fire a volley of supersonic bogeys at it

If you answered A to any of these questions, we suggest you buy a book about fairies or ponies.

If you answered B to any of these questions,you may want to have a sick-bag handy.

BUT if you answered C to any of these questions... get ready for the gross-out ride of a lifetime!