Josh Caplan thought he'd solved his home office problem and stopped the Quik-Mart Corporation from expanding into hell, but it turns out a guardian's work is never done. Medusa has plans for him, and she's not the only one.

What's a poor night clerk to do when he's besieged on all sides by deluded vampire slayers, angry zombies, crazy gods, and the most terrifying enemy of all: a dickish CEO?

To survive this, Josh will have to do more than just rely on his necromancer boss, his hot vampire boyfriend, and his yeti stalker. This time, he'll have to find his own inner hero to save the day.