Looking for a nice, sweet, normal alphabet book?

This isn't it.

Afraid of explaining things like "egg cups" and "Zeppelins?"

This is not the picture book for you.

BUT. If you grew up in the age of the cold war and remember how to do a fallout drill, you'll appriciate this "Inspector-Gadget" take on the letter B.
If you've watched your share of Mad Men and wish that your little one would hurry up and learn how to make a martini, you'll appriciate the retro styling of "S is for Sofa"

In this ABC book for kids, style superceeds all and kids (big and small) will learn their alphabet with class.